11 3 / 2017
Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say
- Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.
- Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable
- At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence
- An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six
- (while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
- friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-
friend two: probably- I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED
- If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?
- student: my calculator is broken
teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken- no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar
- (during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?
student 2: enough- teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans?
Student: does Popeyes count?- my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am
- we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!
- Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants
(via blogger-stories)
11 3 / 2017
I want to know your coffee order and your favorite shops.
I want to know your favorite month and why.
I want you to tell me about the books that changed you and the music that kept you alive.
I want to know which side of the bed you like best.
I want to know the lines of poems that give you chills and which shade of the sky makes you feel at peace.
I want to know the people and places you call home.
I want to know if you like the crust on your sandwiches.
I want to know if you pour too much sugar in your tea.
I want to know if you feel the same way about me.
(via blogger-stories)
10 3 / 2017
ugly:
‘are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone’ a classic novel by me
(via humorking)
05 1 / 2017
i just want to choose something small every day to fall in love with. how often do i really just like… study the heck out of a sunbeam. learn a new word and find out how to use it, teach it to others. watch birds because birds are nice. find a new favorite color. to find out something about each person in my life to compliment them on that’s genuine and better than “you’re pretty,” i mean realizing they always get water for other people before they sit down at lunch or how neat their notes are or how they always have a good pun. i want to listen harder and talk a little less and say more important stuff. and i want to watch out for stuff to just obsess over like a cool cloud or a tree and just. learn stuff from people. ask more questions about how her hair is so silky and just. fall in love with everybody.
(via nervousskin)
05 1 / 2017
"And no one else remembers
Except the moon and I."
(via pansykiddo)
05 1 / 2017
"See, I am doing a new thing! Now it springs up; do you not perceive it? I am making a way in the wilderness and streams in the wasteland."